Episode I - Attack of the Monsters

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The first to arrive in Ibalong is Baltog, who arrived with his men and declares the place as the new homeland for his people.

Master Qui-Gon Jinn: “These Federation types are cowards. Negotiations will be short.”

Spying on the humans are the young Oryol and Opon, a giant wild boar. Opon gets enraged by the encroachment of the humans and attacks them. Baltog and his men defeat Opon and take his head as a trophy. The young Oryol, witnessing the brutal slaying of her friend, vows revenge.

The young Asajj Ventress distraught over Ky Narec's death. (Source: Wookieepedia)

By the time Oryol grows up as a young snake woman, Baltog has died and the city he built has been reclaimed by the forest. But a new invader arrives in the person of the young Handyong. He declares his intention to build a new kingdom in Ibalong.

Jar Jar Binks: “Wesa warriors. We have huuuuuge army.”

Led by Oryol, the halimaw’s attack Handyong and his men but were repulsed by the humans.

Battle of the Grassy Plains.

Oryol and the halimaw’s go into hiding to wait for an opportune time to strike the humans.

In hiding, Aswang, the father of Oryol, explains that indeed, the time of the monsters had ended and that the age of man has come. Then Aswang dies in the arms of his daughter.

Queen Amidala: “I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!”

Handyong and his men continue in their subjugation of the halimaw’s.

They killed the giant crocodiles and tamed the wild carabaos in order to work in their fields. They slay or subdue all the halimaw’s that come their way. Handyong sends his best friend, Bantog, to hunt and kill the monster Rabot.

Oryol confronts Handyong and orders him to stop killing her fellow monsters. They duel... 

Asanjj Ventress and Obi-Wan Kenobi

...but Handyong gets the best of her.

In order to save the life of her kind, she capitulates to a treacherous agreement with Handyong. She would help Handyong find her friends. But in order for their life to be spared, she agrees to marry Handyong. She agrees to cut off her snake tail in order to be fully human. As she cuts of her tail, Bantog decapitates Rabot.

Mace Windu decapitates Jango Fett.

Oryol, now a proper human wife, giving birth to the now-mature Handyong’s first son, named Makusog.

Padme Amidala gives birth on Mustafar.

Handyong grooms his child to be his successor: as he has conquered the earth, his son shall conquer heaven. The sky rumbles ominously and as Makusog foolishly tries to fight heaven, he is struck down by thunder. Gugurang appears to Handyong and rebukes him for attempting to conquer heaven. Handyong, seeing the body of his dead son, realizes the error of his ways.

Darth Sidious: “Fetch a medical capsule.”

Gugurang explains that Makusog will live only after he dies. Filled with remorse with all the evil he has done, Handyong takes his life.

Plans for the Great Weapon.

Makusog is brought back to life. Gugurang explains to Oryol that her son Makusog will eventually be the father of Daragang Magayon. Her grave will eventually give rise to Mayon Volcano, whose destructive power would be a reminder to humans of the awesome powers of nature.

Construction of the Great Weapon.